Posted 5 hours ago

celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

Posted 5 hours ago

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

Posted 5 hours ago
fvckyouimroyal:

blazepress:

Eddie Murphy eating steak and fries off the back of a model. Somewhere in Europe from 1985.

King shit

fvckyouimroyal:

blazepress:

Eddie Murphy eating steak and fries off the back of a model. Somewhere in Europe from 1985.

King shit

Posted 5 hours ago
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(Source: socotic)

Posted 5 hours ago

apsies:

King said in an interview that this photograph was taken as he tried to explain to his daughter Yolanda why she could not go to Funtown, a whites-only amusement park in Atlanta. King claims to have been tongue-tied when speaking to her. “One of the most painful experiences I have ever faced was to see her tears when I told her Funtown was closed to colored children, for I realized the first dark cloud of inferiority had floated into her little mental sky.”

Posted 5 hours ago

soulxquarian:

starslicer:

gang0fwolves:

oh word?????????????????

Lol

Love this.

(Source: livingsingle-tv)

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

“I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.”  - Jimi Hendrix

(Source: babeimgonnaleaveu)

Posted 5 hours ago
milagredasrosas:

I really want this kind of marriage

milagredasrosas:

I really want this kind of marriage

Posted 5 hours ago
1horehay1:


smxlls:

niggasandcomputers:

Goals like a ma fucker

I had to reblog this

Ok

1horehay1:

smxlls:

niggasandcomputers:

Goals like a ma fucker

I had to reblog this

Ok

(Source: cocknurse)

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

neoliberalismkills:

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life

Posted 8 hours ago

awwww-cute:

Hedgehog timeout

Posted 8 hours ago

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

(Source: sizvideos)